HI. I ADDED YOU TO MY FRIENDLIST, RANDOM PEOPLE. IN RETURN, YOU MUST ADD ME BACK AND MAIL ME A BUSHEL OF APPLES. LYCHII NUTS AND WEIRD BUGS ARE ALSO ACCEPTABLE.

OTHERWISE, I'M TAKING A SHIT IN YOUR SHOES. EVEN THOSE POINTY TOED FAIRY SHOES YOU FIREBENDERS SEEM INTENT ON WEARING.

YOU ARE NOT TINKERBELL, ZHAO. AND YOU NEVER WILL BE.

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